Month: March 2022

Grandpa would?

Kimmel may end up referring to The Bachelor finale director continually cutting to reaction shots of the elders of the jilted bachelorette’s. (sic)

Grandpa to Gabby (featured with fog effect) Gabby doesn’t need a fiance as much as she needs a law degree. Asking Clayton point blank in front of the audience “Did you say you loved me, so I would sleep with you?”

Where was Gabby when I had my dust-up with Beverly Hills P.D.? Her combination of phrasing “could have seen and blindsided” was reality TV gold. Finally, Grandpa’s date may want to check her thyroid function.

The season as a whole pretty much had the feel of the scene in Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carrey asks Renee Zelwegger, “So you are saying there’s a chance?”

Clayton seemingly on the hook with Suzie and has moved to Virginia. Jesse Palmer threw out Clayton’s moves as a”hail Mary.”