{"id":5600,"date":"2023-02-16T10:09:19","date_gmt":"2023-02-16T10:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=5600"},"modified":"2023-02-22T23:25:15","modified_gmt":"2023-02-22T23:25:15","slug":"jake-bee-lake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=5600","title":{"rendered":"Jake Bee Lake"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Ufo-Wednesday-at-11-53-PM.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Rockets parakeets you movement and now because of that balloon. They&#8217;re finally paying attention to this stuff. The airports the input&#8217;s probably spent two million dollars this weekend shooting down on my large. Dorothy explorer balloon. But escape from the parking lot of a chuck E cheese or something. That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s what&#8217;s happening crisis averted. There are no aliens. Everybody go back to their phones, get back into the world while you&#8217;re at it. Right. Everyone is dumb. And we want to have some fun with that. So we went outside our studio and we asked pedestrians today. If they saw the hollywood UFO, we told them there was a UFO side siding and we asked if they saw it and sure enough, many of them did in tonight&#8217;s lying saucer edition of, lightwitness News,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re talking to people about the hollywood boulevard ufo. What was your reaction? I was really confused. I mean, i looked up and i just saw this thing and it was like, screaming and i wasn&#8217;t really expecting it. Like, i was talking down and i was thinking i was looking at the stars and i looked up and it&#8217;s just massive thing in the sky and it&#8217;s insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So but i wasn&#8217;t expecting it kind of from London. I really was expecting to see this so i&#8217;m just a little bit confused. I&#8217;m looking on social media, you know, seeing what&#8217;s going on, trust my friends at home, even though it&#8217;s like midnight at home. So, yeah, letting them know, do you think the british accent makes somebody sound smarter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No. He was a baby for people who may not have seen it, describe what the ufo look like. It was a bright light. Traveling faster than it really should. And then all of a sudden, going disappeared. Where were you in your side? I was i was sitting um, I&#8217;m out by the airport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So we moved in texting, you about the ufo? Yep. Can we hear some of those texts? Yes. 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Just make something up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, uh, i think i got a mocha frappe with cookie bits and whipped cream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5603\" srcset=\"http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-1536x864.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/PXL_20230216_090046571-1568x882.jpg 1568w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rockets parakeets you movement and now because of that balloon. They&#8217;re finally paying attention to this stuff. The airports the input&#8217;s probably spent two million dollars this weekend shooting down on my large. Dorothy explorer balloon. But escape from the parking lot of a chuck E cheese or something. That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s what&#8217;s happening crisis&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=5600\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jake Bee Lake<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6758,"url":"http:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=6758","url_meta":{"origin":5600,"position":0},"title":"Protect Dice","author":"curtbi8_wp","date":"December 4, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"99 a month for his broad. I want to see a third pop out of a shit shoot. Well, come on jd smashing his meat. That is You know, some classy lady lady. I want fucking bumps the sludge. 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