{"id":5183,"date":"2022-09-06T02:19:17","date_gmt":"2022-09-06T02:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=5183"},"modified":"2022-09-06T02:19:17","modified_gmt":"2022-09-06T02:19:17","slug":"heartbreak-kid-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=5183","title":{"rendered":"Heartbreak kid A"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Husband-Friday-at-3-58-AM.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Supplements have. Yeah. Okay. Oh there&#8217;s block is fucking awesome. Is it? It&#8217;s good. Oh,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I&#8217;m just gonna lay this out here, right? I have not been a good husband cutting bad. I am so glad to hear you say that. Hey, I mean, I thought I was losing my mind. It&#8217;s like the moment. We got married, a switch went off, and you became this looney bird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes. Yes. You&#8217;re right. I did turn into, I&#8217;ve been a loony bird and it&#8217;s not you it&#8217;s me. This conversation is all about mind efficiencies because as a wife, you&#8217;ve been you&#8217;ve been spot on. You&#8217;ve been incredible. You just know you&#8217;ve been doing everything a wife should do and any man would be happy to have a wife like you and Kudos to you for putting up with me and all of my Chuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But the point is honey, you shouldn&#8217;t have to put up with your husband. These are so much better. They&#8217;re still what I&#8217;m saying? Yeah, your cards as midnight. Very sweet. No, no not not just add that freaking stuff is hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supplements have. Yeah. Okay. Oh there&#8217;s block is fucking awesome. Is it? It&#8217;s good. Oh, But I&#8217;m just gonna lay this out here, right? I have not been a good husband cutting bad. I am so glad to hear you say that. Hey, I mean, I thought I was losing my mind. 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