{"id":6758,"date":"2023-12-04T19:53:55","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T19:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=6758"},"modified":"2023-12-04T19:53:55","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T19:53:55","slug":"protect-dice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=6758","title":{"rendered":"Protect Dice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/dice.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>99 a month for his broad. I want to see a third pop out of a shit shoot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, come on jd smashing his meat. That is You know, some classy lady lady. I want fucking bumps the sludge. Come on already. I mean i want to see you kidneys. True work done. Come on, show me that pink fish, bucket you, i you know, it&#8217;s only anyway. You know, it says here cardi b is one of the top earners on only.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, yeah that&#8217;s great. I&#8217;ve seen the cardi B, she&#8217;s on the toilet, taking his shit, never see that spot and got diarrhea. So fucking mess auto sometimes it gets me off. Yeah, you like to see a woman, take a shit. That&#8217;s a good thing. I want to see a pussy&#8217;s ovula, you know what i&#8217;m saying?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. Oh yeah. Well, you know, we&#8217;re men and we love to see women naked. Right. We do you know but dice i don&#8217;t like to see the uvula. I like to see just you know naked i don&#8217;t want to start all these years. How would always strippers on your show multiple wives always gas?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You be getting you still just want regular missionary sex with the lights turned off. Come on fucking fucking balloon knot. I want to see your shit. And on a glass coffee table, tell you. Uh well i don&#8217;t know dice. That&#8217;s a little hardcore for me but you know listen i understand what you&#8217;re talking about because uh you how many only fans accounts are you on?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You, are you on more than jd Ah, tons of probably not more than that fucking perfect though, but i&#8217;m not alive. All right. Listen guys, i gotta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>99 a month for his broad. I want to see a third pop out of a shit shoot. Well, come on jd smashing his meat. That is You know, some classy lady lady. I want fucking bumps the sludge. Come on already. I mean i want to see you kidneys. True work done. 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