{"id":7093,"date":"2024-04-04T01:17:27","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T01:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7093"},"modified":"2024-04-04T01:17:27","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T01:17:27","slug":"gallon-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7093","title":{"rendered":"Gallon drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Xanax-Sunday-at-2-54-AM.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Going to drink it. We&#8217;re going to start with a celsius energy. Drink then, add espresso martini. Oh, that&#8217;s going to give us energy, then a mountain view kickstart. That&#8217;s the best of the mountains. I love it so many turtle, that&#8217;s the best. That&#8217;s what you want to start off yerba mate and then a to prevent a panic attack of Xanax but we&#8217;re just going to use a tick tick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ll stop your heart. Have a panic attack. What&#8217;s hers. Here&#8217;s the panic room. Pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Paste yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Your projected it. The next drink is based on your work in the Twilight films, okay? It&#8217;s early in the day, so i&#8217;m just going to admit something now. I don&#8217;t i haven&#8217;t seen them at only use quite long. Okay, so no, twilight from here. Like, i won&#8217;t bring it up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You better be giving me your lugs for this. I&#8217;m giving you a Bloody Mary mix. Garlic. Are you understanding the theme polica? This is the national liqueur of Transylvania. Oh, yeah. And we&#8217;re going to stir it all with a wooden steak. And i&#8217;m just gonna tell you right now, this is going to be a disaster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So don&#8217;t overdose but Oh yeah. Except actually We can never touch. Don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to drink it. We&#8217;re going to start with a celsius energy. Drink then, add espresso martini. Oh, that&#8217;s going to give us energy, then a mountain view kickstart. That&#8217;s the best of the mountains. I love it so many turtle, that&#8217;s the best. That&#8217;s what you want to start off yerba mate and then&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7093\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Gallon drunk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6619,"url":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=6619","url_meta":{"origin":7093,"position":0},"title":"Gallon drunk\/ Elvis has left the building. 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