{"id":7205,"date":"2024-05-09T00:04:53","date_gmt":"2024-05-09T00:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7205"},"modified":"2024-05-09T00:04:53","modified_gmt":"2024-05-09T00:04:53","slug":"tivo-violet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7205","title":{"rendered":"Tivo Violet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/hk.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Jd to tell me when the Knicks are on TV, because it takes up my whole night. And I end up staying up way too late. But I was excited about this game because it was starting at seven o&#8217;clock. JD assured. Me, it would be over no later than 9 30 and I said, okay, wow, JD has an inside It should have been over before 9:30, but it went into overtime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is such a crazy. I almost had a nervous breakdown with this game. Last night, I am a Knicks fan, but You&#8217;re watching the game. The Knicks are up three to one in the series they needed to win last night to put these Philadelphia 76ers away. Uh, Philly has such a good team too, and, but, but the Knicks have been playing really well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway. I&#8217;m watching this game. It&#8217;s about 9 15 and I&#8217;m like, son of a gun. The Knicks are going to win this is it. I&#8217;m so glad I watched this game. 30 seconds left to score is like, The Knicks. Uh, again, I might be a little off, you know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t pay that close attention, but it was like 96.90 in the Knicks. Favorites favor, it&#8217;s 30 seconds left. So you go. Yeah. The Knicks are gonna win and I couldn&#8217;t wait to watch the win in the celebration. Because you see who&#8217;s like there&#8217;s a whole bunch of celebrities that Mcenroe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Was there Mcenrose standing up, he&#8217;s wearing the Knicks uniform with his name Mcenroe on it and you know and uh you see a lot of the old-timers who played for the next Patrick. Ewing was there a whole bunch of the great players from the past. Oh wow. Yeah. And you know and uh Tracy Morgan was there giving the finger to the 70s that that dude?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What&#8217;s that dude&#8217;s name on the 76ers? Who&#8217;s so good? Um, Maxie, he&#8217;s giving him the finger. It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s like, hey the garden was on fire. And listen to this. So the way I watch the game is I tape it on TiVo. I still have a TiVo. I like Teva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I recorded in case I have to pressure something, I can pause it and I can watch the game. So, I&#8217;m watching it down to the last 30 seconds. This is it all of a sudden my TiVo freezes and says. Um, you&#8217;re done recording. It must have been set for two, you know, like it didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh yeah. And I&#8217;m like, no Beth&#8217;s sleeping, I&#8217;m like, no, no, she goes, what&#8217;s wrong, what&#8217;s wrong? I go just go back to bed, I&#8217;m freaking out, it&#8217;s 30 seconds left, the Knicks are about to win. I&#8217;m gonna miss it. I&#8217;m gonna miss it. Oh, I didn&#8217;t know how to get out of the TiVo world and into the regular television.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m and no, I, I can&#8217;t even describe the scene in my bedroom. I&#8217;m like, no, no, no, no. And then I&#8217;m looking at the remote. I can&#8217;t. I&#8217;m like, how? I don&#8217;t, it&#8217;s on TNT. Where is TNT? I don&#8217;t know TM fucking T. No, why isn&#8217;t it on CBS or NBC?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s this stupid Knicks game is on TNT. I don&#8217;t know where that is. On my cable system turns out, it&#8217;s channel. 407, I&#8217;m hitting the fucking buttons on the TV. 407 407 407, I gotta see what happened. I I threw the remote against the wall, I was fucking furious with my system and then I went I switched to cable to get off to TiVo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I I see it says a live sport event. I hit that they go, you don&#8217;t, you&#8217;re not signed up for live sport events. I&#8217;m not signed up for everything. I get I get millions of dollars of bills a year in this fucking thing. So I go to pee. And I just I went on my phone and I go next game final score and it says on there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>97 97 tied going into overtime. I&#8217;m like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jd to tell me when the Knicks are on TV, because it takes up my whole night. And I end up staying up way too late. But I was excited about this game because it was starting at seven o&#8217;clock. JD assured. 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