{"id":7221,"date":"2024-05-11T11:43:11","date_gmt":"2024-05-11T11:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7221"},"modified":"2024-05-11T11:47:21","modified_gmt":"2024-05-11T11:47:21","slug":"mother-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7221","title":{"rendered":"Mother GOAT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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My Mom is the best. We just watched the T.B. Roast on Netflix where she tolerated the expletives being hurled. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Brentwood townhouse and Subaru Impreza are awesome. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After working decades at USC, she positioned Joe and I for success. Free university educations through what is known as tuition remission. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mom, who loved my dog Bessie, fronted most of her care. From paw surgery to Petco and other veterinary bills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy Mom day (Marlene), you deserve all the accolades (Jer). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My Mom is the best. We just watched the T.B. Roast on Netflix where she tolerated the expletives being hurled. The Brentwood townhouse and Subaru Impreza are awesome. After working decades at USC, she positioned Joe and I for success. Free university educations through what is known as tuition remission. Mom, who loved my dog… Continue reading Mother GOAT<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2997,"url":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=2997","url_meta":{"origin":7221,"position":0},"title":"IS THERE MSG IN THE BRISKET RECIPE?","author":"curtbi8_wp","date":"March 28, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Bless my Mom for another Passover seder in the books. She really tries her best for positive outcomes. I didn't fare very well back at Mayfield. 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It's apparenty a whole industry in Nigeria.This is an actor taking Wolfie's mom for a ride. When his Mom learns it wasn't actually Liam Neeson she calls him a \"brat.\" The needing money for \"helicopter fuel\" should have been a tip off. ++++++ You do\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4164,"url":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=4164","url_meta":{"origin":7221,"position":4},"title":"Noughts and Crosses","author":"curtbi8_wp","date":"December 27, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"This set-piece appears in the season finale of \"Curb Your Enthusiasm\" tonight. Suzie's living room. My Mom gifted me this game some years ago and it's kept on an IKEA bookshelf called Billy in the spare room with other Mom memorabilia. 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