{"id":7301,"date":"2024-06-19T09:36:40","date_gmt":"2024-06-19T09:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7301"},"modified":"2024-06-19T09:36:40","modified_gmt":"2024-06-19T09:36:40","slug":"we-are-the-dollars-and-cents-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7301","title":{"rendered":"We are the dollars and cents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/wendy.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, now they&#8217;re really good at God. Yeah. Anyway. But it just shows you what&#8217;s happening in television, too. Television is not the cash cow that it used to be. No, it&#8217;s just a cow now. There&#8217;s no cash. Howard&#8217;s interview with Kevin Costner coming up next. Hello. Hello, Wendy. It&#8217;s Howard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi Howard. Hey, Wendy. Um, Don&#8217;t tell anybody this, okay? But like, you, I&#8217;m addicted to scratch off tickets and I lost all my money. And I&#8217;m broke. And I&#8217;m just wondering, can you lend me? Some money, Wendy, please, uh, I had nothing. My mom didn&#8217;t give me any money this morning, because she&#8217;s tightened herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, but but I&#8217;ve been spending the whole show budget on scratch tickets and now I can&#8217;t even afford to pay Fred. Well, I&#8217;m sorry, Howard, I&#8217;m brokering. I had no money until my disability gets here. All right. That&#8217;s good news. Wendy. So, when you get your disability, send me a few dollars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay. I have no money right now. I&#8217;m just we in my food stamps. No, I understand that. Wendy, but, but I&#8217;m hungry and why don&#8217;t you just send me like one food stamp? Uh, no. I&#8217;ll wait till my mom has some money to give me. So I can do some things, you know, Wendy, like in the past, when you needed some money, I helped you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And now that I need your help. Means like nothing to you, aren&#8217;t you going to help me? Uh you have to do what you have to do. Like I have to do what I have to do. Yeah I get that. I understand that but how much is your bus fare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wendy. A dollar eighty five. All right. A dollar 85 great. So just walk to Walmart one day and give me the dollar 85. I had no money. Right now, the money I was gonna have to pay doctor bills and stuff, but Skip, One doctor bill and give me two dollars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I like care Howard, I had no money. I&#8217;m broke. Hello.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love this song.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now they&#8217;re really good at God. Yeah. Anyway. But it just shows you what&#8217;s happening in television, too. Television is not the cash cow that it used to be. No, it&#8217;s just a cow now. There&#8217;s no cash. Howard&#8217;s interview with Kevin Costner coming up next. Hello. Hello, Wendy. It&#8217;s Howard. Hi Howard. Hey,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7301\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We are the dollars and cents<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7079,"url":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7079","url_meta":{"origin":7301,"position":0},"title":"Wendy whack, urine trouble","author":"curtbi8_wp","date":"April 4, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"So Wendy's a slow adult, she loves fast food, she loves begging for money, And she's a master improviser when she's on the phone with Howard. But what i have to deal with her. 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