{"id":7718,"date":"2024-11-19T19:32:14","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T19:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7718"},"modified":"2024-11-19T19:32:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T19:32:14","slug":"goshy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7718","title":{"rendered":"Goshy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/ha.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>You guys were always up to like, just stirring the shit pod. Yeah. Uh, you&#8217;re a badass. I feel like acting in a way saved your life. It did you probably would end up in jail, right? You did. You did some stints in jail. Is that correct? That&#8217;s correct. Yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What were the offenses? What did you get? What did you go to jail for I think the biggest offense was when I was 19, I was riding my Harley, I was very into heart. 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Not just about that one time, I do that about basically. Every decision I was making back then because there was there was an idea that I can&#8217;t be anything other than that, no matter what I do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is my identity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys were always up to like, just stirring the shit pod. Yeah. Uh, you&#8217;re a badass. I feel like acting in a way saved your life. It did you probably would end up in jail, right? You did. You did some stints in jail. Is that correct? That&#8217;s correct. Yeah. 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