{"id":7728,"date":"2024-11-20T09:58:51","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T09:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7728"},"modified":"2024-11-20T09:58:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T09:58:51","slug":"smells-like-teen-spirit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7728","title":{"rendered":"Smells like teen spirit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Shirt-Tuesday-at-5-32-PM.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But well there&#8217;s a point. What are you using for deodorant, pal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doing this thing. Give me a brand. I&#8217;m gonna tell you something. I don&#8217;t it&#8217;s uh I don&#8217;t know what it&#8217;s called. I can&#8217;t think right now. How do you soak through a black shirt that you can see stains. You tell me that I&#8217;m talking to fucking 10 strangers. That&#8217;s how I fucking sweat through a black shirt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He didn&#8217;t seem nervous. I mean, you were, well, I&#8217;m gonna blinking things. I&#8217;m good at faking things. No, you&#8217;re not JD and it should be noted. We keep our office, like 55 degrees, you have to wear layers to exist in our office. Okay, what deodorant are you wearing? That&#8217;s what I want to know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s, it&#8217;s a CL. It&#8217;s a clear thing. It&#8217;s just it&#8217;s, it&#8217;s not the brand. I&#8217;d have to go out and look I, I can&#8217;t remember. Is it like a crystal or something? No, it&#8217;s like, uh, shit. It&#8217;s like cool. Cool. The the tight, I don&#8217;t know. Speed, it&#8217;s a Speed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stick type thing. Oh like for example, I was using dry idea. And I was getting such an irritation that I was sweating through and I don&#8217;t know, they&#8217;d say quoting my wife, you can get after a while your your own deodorant can kind of turn on you. And so, I switched to my wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which is Dove and I love it. I am not sweating. I&#8217;m not itchy under there. I think it&#8217;s Gillette Cool Wave. That&#8217;s what I use to like to change that immediately. This is the only conversation needs to happen. JD figure out your personal hygiene and if you can&#8217;t, we&#8217;re going to meet about it later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s right. Oh my goodness. This is what you need. Oh, um, I talk about, uh, a lot of jealousy, coming from these two. Thank you. Yeah, I hear you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But well there&#8217;s a point. What are you using for deodorant, pal? Doing this thing. Give me a brand. I&#8217;m gonna tell you something. I don&#8217;t it&#8217;s uh I don&#8217;t know what it&#8217;s called. I can&#8217;t think right now. How do you soak through a black shirt that you can see stains. You tell me&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7728\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smells like teen spirit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7725,"url":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7725","url_meta":{"origin":7728,"position":0},"title":"A. Dice, (impersonator.)","author":"curtbi8_wp","date":"November 20, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Mattress. 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