{"id":7926,"date":"2025-03-07T07:40:12","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T07:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7926"},"modified":"2025-03-07T07:40:12","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T07:40:12","slug":"gene-genie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=7926","title":{"rendered":"Gene genie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/California-Monday-at-5-48-PM1.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I had no idea he was the original choice to play the father on The Brady Bunch. What? Yeah. You and you shame on you and Helen, you forgot to mention that he was Lex Luthor in the Superman. Yeah, the first two, yeah. Remember that scene where? Um, he&#8217;s planning to destroy California because he bought up all the real estate in Arizona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think it was. As soon as he blows up California beachfront property, he owns all the beachfront property. Yeah, everything west of this line is the richest, most expensive real estate in the world, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco. Everything on this by the line is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of worthless desert land, which just so happens to be owned by, well, Alex Luther Incorporated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It occurs to me that a 500 Megaton bomb planted at just the proper point by California. Hello, new West Coast, my West Coast. Costa Del X, Lutherville Marina Delux. You&#8217;re a dreamer, Lex Luthor, a sick, Twisted dreamer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had no idea he was the original choice to play the father on The Brady Bunch. What? Yeah. You and you shame on you and Helen, you forgot to mention that he was Lex Luthor in the Superman. Yeah, the first two, yeah. Remember that scene where? 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