{"id":8393,"date":"2025-10-26T09:11:31","date_gmt":"2025-10-26T09:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=8393"},"modified":"2025-10-26T09:11:31","modified_gmt":"2025-10-26T09:11:31","slug":"here-comes-the-fan-sam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=8393","title":{"rendered":"Here comes the fan. Sam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Oct-22-at-2-55-AM.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Happened. It was not so quick. The process so Maria helps him into his special chair where he shits in a bowl. But believe it or not, and this was shocking. Ham hands got performance anxiety. Let&#8217;s go to the tape, so we started the shitting process. Yeah, right now, it doesn&#8217;t feel like too close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re about 15 minutes in what&#8217;s the update? Now, I&#8217;m tapping my dick with my thumb to help me see what&#8217;s going on. For some reason, there&#8217;s a connection. We&#8217;re about 25 minutes in. Maybe he needed to put it inside. No, no, not yet, but I had, but I&#8217;ll try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;re about the two hour, 15 minute Mark of Bill trying to shit, uh, well. I gonna feel something Jesus given to me. I mean, God, in Jesus Christ, we pray. Amen. Please help me say Jesus. Come on, motherfucker. Is, uh, his asshole had stage fright. Now, Maria wanted to give him a suppository, I guess, and he didn&#8217;t want it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He wanted to do it naturally. He wanted to be to be a natural thing, and maybe he just wanted to drag this out because? This is more attention than he normally tell me if I have it right. So, Richard and Samantha stood next to him hands while he was giving birth, and my Matt sat on the floor behind him, recording his asshole, right, Mom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That was your role. Make sure you had the mic up there. Yeah, somehow, I drew this short straw and had to be the cameraman, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happened. It was not so quick. The process so Maria helps him into his special chair where he shits in a bowl. But believe it or not, and this was shocking. Ham hands got performance anxiety. Let&#8217;s go to the tape, so we started the shitting process. Yeah, right now, it doesn&#8217;t feel like too&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/curtbile.com\/?p=8393\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Here comes the fan. 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