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So Wendy’s a slow adult, she loves fast food, she loves begging for money, And she’s a master improviser when she’s on the phone with Howard. But what i have to deal with her. It’s it’s a different story but well here’s talk right. Here’s an example of when the with me and you know, she’s brilliant.

When you say you peed in the bed. Were you wearing a diaper? Yes, i was when you were wearing. Thank goodness when you were wearing the diaper, they’re coming time. When the diaper was kind of loose because it’s an adult diaper and some of the urine actually got on to the bed.

Yes. Yes. How much urine ends up in the diaper and how much of it ends up? Like, what are you? I flat on your back when you pee. Yes, you are. And when you’re flat on your back to the urine, i would imagine will trickle down the into your thigh and into the butt crack.

Am i correct? Yes. Yeah, and because the diaper isn’t untightly. A lot of the urine will end up pooling in the bed. Yes. See robin? Oh. So the bed is all wet. Yes. Wow. And and the diaper becomes like a heavy bowling ball. Am i correct? Yeah. But listen.

To me wolfie, i can’t see your argument. She’s very easy to work with. What do you say cooperative to a fault, right? When you talk to her, you have the pleasant Wendy. She is way way more difficult to work with than beetle and at least beat shows up when you book him.

Wendy, refuses to take. Every one of my calls. If i call wendy, it is a complete nightmare to get her to talk. She always claims. She’s busy. Keep in mind, wendy sits at home 24 hours a day. She’s in a wheelchair. She’s in her bedroom. She’s not going anywhere, but every single time i call her and she’s always busy with the same basic activities.

She’s watching a movie, she’s eating or she’s shitting. That’s all she does talk. Here’s wolfie on the phone with her. Excuse. Hello. Hey wendy, it’s wolfie. I cannot talk right now. I’m in the middle of eating. I was in the Milwaukee friday. I was just starting to eat. Hey you call me in a bad timing but i’m not in a minute to talk right now.

Now what you want? I mean i was watching a movie on DirecTV you know, it’s my yogurt and peanut butter. I’m on my bathroom thing, going to the bathroom and stuff. You know, i’m shooting here. Yeah, i can hear you but um, i’m still trying to finish my My daughter, you call me while we find finish.

I just woke up on my wheelchair. You’re starting to aggravate me to because i told you i was in the middle of cleaning. Cleaning. That’s like, We’ll be it ever. Like, leave me alone. That’s a lot. Does it ever, does it ever like Wolfie? I’m doing my taxes. I can’t talk to you, right?

This second, it’s never that. Well, if you’re sorry, i’m staring at the sky.

Bessie from back in the day.