Day: July 16, 2020

The NFL capitals are changing their name.

I wanted to suggest just “WASHINGTON RED”

Red as in the color red.

Your Welcome! Make idea check payable directly to JEREMY WAGNER contact at 213-265-6303

Hannity on Fox with R. Stone. His first interview since Trump commuted his 3-year sentence.

Like a wanna-be HST he has his lawyer by his side. And his course strategy through the trial seems full OJ/deny/who is the real Wikileaks bait?

What strikes me is how Hannity is so quick to point to judge/jury/prosecutors as the bad actors here.

But I do have to hand it to Mr. Stone. As you can hear them say– he never copped to a plea-bargain. Sunglasses ready to go. He was convicted to 3-years and quickly got on a commuter train free.

When I had my run-in with Beverly Hills cops some years ago now, I think I have blocked out the exact date. My legal strategy right from the beginning was to plea-out and hope this caused as few legal bills as possible that my parents would be subject. (I give up). I think I had been listening to a lot of Modest Mouse during “Bury Me with It” song era.

Beverly Hills police “do you want to make a phone call?”

Jer: “Nope I’m good.”

I think I told a version of this story to the warm-up act when Kyle and I saw the Kimmel taping. The punch-line being Beverly Jail ain’t that bad. Full English breakfast. Not quite a Hilton Plus, it helped that my “crime” was being injected with stolen sedatives from a deranged army veteran think John Goodman, “The Big Lebowski”

Jay was found by police crawling through the air conditioning ducts after injecting me and then putting a chest squeeze wrestling move on a member of the building custodial staff and sending the cleaning mop on solo elevator rides. Cracked ribs? Jay made his phone call right away while I went to bed.

Early the next day Jay took it upon himself to completely fuck over my legal strategy. He appeared back at the Medical Imaging center newly freed (where I had been typing courtesy of doctor/father.) He reports the ordeal overnight and that my zip code was now 90210.

To be fair to Jason he was supposedly commuting from Redlands to Beverly Hills– a long commute that could make anyone nutty.

In custody I was thinking “right to a speedy trial” Let them process me– I am a diabetic yoga monk on too many medications for prison life. But now (thanks Jason) my Mom and Dad have suddenly appeared in Beverly Hills bond paid.

Stone and Trump should compete for who spends the most on lawyers.