We are the dollars and cents

Well, now they’re really good at God. Yeah. Anyway. But it just shows you what’s happening in television, too. Television is not the cash cow that it used to be. No, it’s just a cow now. There’s no cash. Howard’s interview with Kevin Costner coming up next. Hello. Hello, Wendy. It’s Howard.

Hi Howard. Hey, Wendy. Um, Don’t tell anybody this, okay? But like, you, I’m addicted to scratch off tickets and I lost all my money. And I’m broke. And I’m just wondering, can you lend me? Some money, Wendy, please, uh, I had nothing. My mom didn’t give me any money this morning, because she’s tightened herself.

Yeah, but but I’ve been spending the whole show budget on scratch tickets and now I can’t even afford to pay Fred. Well, I’m sorry, Howard, I’m brokering. I had no money until my disability gets here. All right. That’s good news. Wendy. So, when you get your disability, send me a few dollars.

Okay. I have no money right now. I’m just we in my food stamps. No, I understand that. Wendy, but, but I’m hungry and why don’t you just send me like one food stamp? Uh, no. I’ll wait till my mom has some money to give me. So I can do some things, you know, Wendy, like in the past, when you needed some money, I helped you.

And now that I need your help. Means like nothing to you, aren’t you going to help me? Uh you have to do what you have to do. Like I have to do what I have to do. Yeah I get that. I understand that but how much is your bus fare?

Wendy. A dollar eighty five. All right. A dollar 85 great. So just walk to Walmart one day and give me the dollar 85. I had no money. Right now, the money I was gonna have to pay doctor bills and stuff, but Skip, One doctor bill and give me two dollars.

I like care Howard, I had no money. I’m broke. Hello.

I love this song.

Non-negotiable

But I toured with him last year, you’ll love them. I promise, trust me, but I toured with him and Brent Smith, their lead singer, gave me the best advice. He said look jelly, The only way a muscle can recover is with hydration the right food and with sleep solid rest.

He said your vocal cord is like every other muscle. He said, non-negotiable on tour, eight hours of sleep. Non-negotiable non-negotiable, two gallons of water a day non-negotiable ever since I’ve been doing that dude, it’s rock and roll, it’s been so easy. But Charlie, don’t you have to push every three seconds when you drink two gallons of water a day about 13 times a day but if I quit drinking before about five or six pm, I’d get through the night and no drugs, no weed.

Nothing. I mean you got to stay pure, am I correct? Ah Okay, all right. Well, you got to get through the day, man. It’s better what better than Xanax when you tore, when you have a big show and they always all the artists talk about, it’s a big high for you.

You know, when you when you’re in front of thousands and thousands of people, when you go back to the hotel, is it hard for you to get to sleep? Is it hard for you to come down off of that high? I don’t care if I go to a bar and just sing one song for fun because we’ll still go do sit-ins at like local bars just kind of work some stuff out with us, our band.

Indian Summer meltdown

Fucking high. It’s they’re calling it a heat Dome. It’s over 100. Everywhere. What the fuck he gets? He gets really upset because, yeah, really, I mean it’s so fucking stupid TV. We didn’t make it up. Oh, fuck TV. These weather guys, you know. Uh the first thing, the first thing it gets to be 100 degrees to you.

Like you think the whole fucking world ended, you know, breaking Heatwave threatening millions of Americans, the heat Dome in the west, driving temperatures to new highs 111 degrees in Las Vegas, 113 in Phoenix, the new ice immersion bags, First Responders are using to save lives and we turn to the West Coast where a heap.

Dome is expanding sending temperatures 20 to 25 degrees above average over 30 million Americans from Northern California to Texas are under some heat advisory right now. But experts say climate change is expected to increase the frequency of heat waves exposing the Ronnie Two eggs on his balls the other day for breakfast.

Yeah you know the thing is this the thing is this Ronnie moved to Vegas and he loves Vegas and I’m happy for him. But if you criticize Vegas at all, now he gets very upset because listen. Now he sold everything in New York, he moved away.