Freddy K.

Uh, yes. Freddy I’m gonna eat you up in a sandwich. Okay. Freddy no. I’ve seen these movies. She watches them all the time by the way. I’ve been handed. A note, Wendy keeps a 12 pack of Krispy, Kreme Donuts next to her bed. So she could eat about a dozen a day.

With the salads and chocolate. Wendy, this is crazy. What about ozempic? Are you? Uh, have you heard about this Wendy, where you can take a, a shot and you won’t want to eat No. Yeah, they have such a thing. She hasn’t heard of that. No, how much. How much do you weigh these days?

Uh I was like uh 320 oh okay. Um you might be a good candidate for this. Uh, are you able to go to the bathroom by yourself or does someone have to help you in there? Uh, I could go to the bathroom by myself. I hold on to my wheelchair and the ramp in the bathroom I see.

Wow. And I and I like my own ass if you want to know. Well, actually, too much information. Yeah, I was a little embarrassed. Oh, it’s Doctor now, the famous weight loss doctor from 600 pound. Uh, whatever that is. Go ahead doctor. Now, hello, Wendy. How y’all doing? I’m doing a fun doctor.

Why you have full size of fridge in your room? You keep it in the way you’re gonna need the most like coffin. You’re not gonna live too long or Wendy. Um, the only reason why I have my own refrigerator is because I keep my own food so I don’t eat my ants food up.

You see the problem with Wendy, he’s surrounded by enabler and they’re not doing the right thing for her. You keep, he drinking all that ranch dressing, you’re gonna live on a ranch, you’re gonna get so big Wendy.

Wendy told me this this really cool story, so Wendy’s Wendy’s currently showering about once a month. So they recently went to a hotel that had one of those like giant walk-in showers so they would have enough room to maneuver to give her a shower. I just think that that’s that’s Innovative the way that they’re doing things.

Wendy. Why don’t you just take an extra bedroom and clear that out and turn it into one big showering room? Uh, because my mom has her room and I have my own room where there’s a bathroom, cool spot where I won’t shit myself. Do you ever um think about going outside and just taking a plain old garden hose and having your mom spray you down?

No. Yeah that might be an answer. Like that’s what they do. Sometimes you know like you could go outside and stand there and well we don’t know what the outs is there a side that’s not seen by the neighbors or is this? Well they have a very big yard their trailers sits on a very largest state of massive acreage.

Why don’t you go through a car wash? We live with my aunt. We don’t have the place of our own. And they’re back in Wayne Florida. Now Howard, they move back from Georgia. It took like I think it took like a year to fully move everything but they’re Wendy.

Do you start to smell bad after not showering for an entire month? No, because I use deodorant and perfume. Oh, you perfume. Okay. So Candy. Yeah but I mean the the smell that comes up out of your buttocks and vaginal areas because you know it sits in dirt. You know, like have you ever taken off your diaper and a huge wafting?

Smell comes up. Um, no, I I when I normally change or take off my diaper, I don’t feel nothing. Um, you don’t smell anything, huh? That’s not what you told me. Wendy. What did she tell? You, you told me that your mom gags and gets sick. That’s what you told me.

I guess that’s when she’s around me. Helping me do something other than that, she’s not with me at the time. Yeah, you don’t notice the smell, your mom does Either Wendy said in between showers just uses baby wipes. So like she’ll clean her whole body with baby. Oh, that’s good.

Good little wipe down doctor. Now any advice You need to go on the diet, 1200 calorie a day, or when people smell you, they’re gonna hack to you and throw up. That’s a good question. Wendy has your as your mom?

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Take a sweat and squeal and call him Daddy. The businessman and his wife had a pita tear at the pier. As the laid in makut past, 1965 that was where Dylan brought the governor’s one. There was only the marital bed in a small apartment. She insisted that he leave the lights on.

It did not go well and she was already dressed and leaving when he turned on the lights. As he looked down on the bed, it could have been the seven horsehead scene in The Godfather. That was how bloody the sheeps were the governor’s wife was having her period. Do involved.

The governor’s wife had done this to get even with him. He had no time to worry about that. He had to get the sheets cleaned before his wife returned from out of town. The businessman did not finish until eight in the morning. When he fell asleep on the socking sheets, By the time, the November Esquire started showing up in subscribers mailboxes, Truman was out in Hollywood.

Playing a starring role in Murder by Debt a man at comedy scripted by Neil Simon. Children played Lionel Centric, millionaire hosting a dinner party for a group of the most famous detectives in the world. Thanks to the massive celebrity. He had cultivated over the last two decades. Truman was probably the only author in America who would have been considered for a headliner’s role in a Hollywood film.

It did not matter. What name his character had though Truman only played himself and he did not do it that well listing a long and mouthing his lines as if leading them off a teleprompter overweighs and palate, he cast a troubling image onto the screen. The life of the Hollywood star was not, what it was made out to be in the movie magazines up before Dawn in Jamaica.

And then sitting around for hours, it was part a Truman’s thing, the work was tedious enough, but what made it even more animating with the devastating response to La Coutvas 1965? Cameron was staying with his friend Joanne Carson, the ex-wife of The Tonight Show host Johnny Carson in her home above Sunset Boulevard, Well, now, the squam Joanne did make an appearance in luck with boss 1965 in it Joanne is portrayed.

As Jane Baxter, married to Bobby Baxter the night, talk show King Bobby goes down to Miami, where he calls his wife back in their home in New York while he is in bed there.

We are the dollars and cents

Well, now they’re really good at God. Yeah. Anyway. But it just shows you what’s happening in television, too. Television is not the cash cow that it used to be. No, it’s just a cow now. There’s no cash. Howard’s interview with Kevin Costner coming up next. Hello. Hello, Wendy. It’s Howard.

Hi Howard. Hey, Wendy. Um, Don’t tell anybody this, okay? But like, you, I’m addicted to scratch off tickets and I lost all my money. And I’m broke. And I’m just wondering, can you lend me? Some money, Wendy, please, uh, I had nothing. My mom didn’t give me any money this morning, because she’s tightened herself.

Yeah, but but I’ve been spending the whole show budget on scratch tickets and now I can’t even afford to pay Fred. Well, I’m sorry, Howard, I’m brokering. I had no money until my disability gets here. All right. That’s good news. Wendy. So, when you get your disability, send me a few dollars.

Okay. I have no money right now. I’m just we in my food stamps. No, I understand that. Wendy, but, but I’m hungry and why don’t you just send me like one food stamp? Uh, no. I’ll wait till my mom has some money to give me. So I can do some things, you know, Wendy, like in the past, when you needed some money, I helped you.

And now that I need your help. Means like nothing to you, aren’t you going to help me? Uh you have to do what you have to do. Like I have to do what I have to do. Yeah I get that. I understand that but how much is your bus fare?

Wendy. A dollar eighty five. All right. A dollar 85 great. So just walk to Walmart one day and give me the dollar 85. I had no money. Right now, the money I was gonna have to pay doctor bills and stuff, but Skip, One doctor bill and give me two dollars.

I like care Howard, I had no money. I’m broke. Hello.

I love this song.

Non-negotiable

But I toured with him last year, you’ll love them. I promise, trust me, but I toured with him and Brent Smith, their lead singer, gave me the best advice. He said look jelly, The only way a muscle can recover is with hydration the right food and with sleep solid rest.

He said your vocal cord is like every other muscle. He said, non-negotiable on tour, eight hours of sleep. Non-negotiable non-negotiable, two gallons of water a day non-negotiable ever since I’ve been doing that dude, it’s rock and roll, it’s been so easy. But Charlie, don’t you have to push every three seconds when you drink two gallons of water a day about 13 times a day but if I quit drinking before about five or six pm, I’d get through the night and no drugs, no weed.

Nothing. I mean you got to stay pure, am I correct? Ah Okay, all right. Well, you got to get through the day, man. It’s better what better than Xanax when you tore, when you have a big show and they always all the artists talk about, it’s a big high for you.

You know, when you when you’re in front of thousands and thousands of people, when you go back to the hotel, is it hard for you to get to sleep? Is it hard for you to come down off of that high? I don’t care if I go to a bar and just sing one song for fun because we’ll still go do sit-ins at like local bars just kind of work some stuff out with us, our band.