Portlandia vibe
Indian Summer meltdown
Fucking high. It’s they’re calling it a heat Dome. It’s over 100. Everywhere. What the fuck he gets? He gets really upset because, yeah, really, I mean it’s so fucking stupid TV. We didn’t make it up. Oh, fuck TV. These weather guys, you know. Uh the first thing, the first thing it gets to be 100 degrees to you.
Like you think the whole fucking world ended, you know, breaking Heatwave threatening millions of Americans, the heat Dome in the west, driving temperatures to new highs 111 degrees in Las Vegas, 113 in Phoenix, the new ice immersion bags, First Responders are using to save lives and we turn to the West Coast where a heap.
Dome is expanding sending temperatures 20 to 25 degrees above average over 30 million Americans from Northern California to Texas are under some heat advisory right now. But experts say climate change is expected to increase the frequency of heat waves exposing the Ronnie Two eggs on his balls the other day for breakfast.
Yeah you know the thing is this the thing is this Ronnie moved to Vegas and he loves Vegas and I’m happy for him. But if you criticize Vegas at all, now he gets very upset because listen. Now he sold everything in New York, he moved away.
Alias alert. Real-name doubtful.
As in “wreak havoc.” E.g. UCLA, Third encampment down.
Walker range, pathetic penmanship
Read music, speak Spanish
Ever missed school. It was important to me to be the straight A student. In a way, I was a rebel. Like him being great because most of the stoners and druggies were getting no grains. I didn’t want to be like them. When I was a junior, I got my report card and it was aged all the way down the line which I loved.
I wanted to be the best that whatever it was that was in front of me on my terms. I didn’t necessarily want to study for hours to get there, but I wanted to do enough at the last minute. By this time we were all thinking about college, at the end of my senior year, my grades were starting to slip and I had to go to Mrs.
Lopez my Spanish teacher and Bay, borrow and steal to get a v. Mike was having his own problems with grades. He always vacillated between being an absolutely brilliant student and an absolute flunkup. Our last semester, he was in, Don Platt’s, honors history class with Haim Platt was a no-nonsense, General, who was in total command of his class.
He was bald, but in great, physical shape with a perfect tan, a swab, Gavin, MacLeod died, Mike and I have been running around like Maniacs the week before his big final and he didn’t study for it. So, he cheated the last guy in planet Earth. You want to get busted by for cheating?
Was Don Platt. He was not afraid to call you out in front of a class and humiliate you. That’s what he did to Mike, who came out of class that day. White, as a ghost, getting a d in class class will put a pretty major debt in life’s chances for getting a good grade point average.
But it wasn’t my worry. I was already a shoe in college with my grades. In fact, I plan to go to Don Platt for one of my recommendations so I can go to UCLA. I’ve been Platt student for three years and I aced every one of his classes. So I knew he’d give me the Crown Jewel of all recommendations.
A few days later, I went to see him after school and he had a very unwelcoming look on his face. I asked him for a recommendation and it was as if he already had a speech prepared. Anyone who associates with Michael balzery is not a friend of mine. Nor is he getting a recommendation from me for all?
I know you and Michael were cheating, the whole time were in my classes. This was absurd. I was probably the best student he had in 10 years. The only time I’d even come close to Crossing him was in my first semester. I chosen to do an oral report on Uriah P, weaving who was a great American naval officer during the course of my research.
I discovered nervation of the word, fuck it came from the Urban Naval logs of the Captain McKee. If a crew member was punished for having sexual intercourse, it was noted in the log as luck or unlawful carnal knowledge, that was too good, a factoring not to share with clowns So I was up there spewing on Uriah P Levy in the Navy and it was around Monty Python-esque to me, my God, he was punishable offenses and I walked up to the chalkboard and rode f u c k in huge letters.
Jake and the fat-man
Special special report. Do you like bird here? I’m just burned it up and researched a bunch of Stormy. Daniels fired. Push it this way. Let’s go.
Where are you here today? We’re here to support the real President, Donald Trump. Exactly. What do you think? Trump is innocent. It’s that we don’t care.
You know, exactly. I agree with this guy. Donald Trump is the Milwaukee black people than anyone including Martin Luther King James. You tend to get in the American Justice. Exactly. Listen. We don’t know a lot about the law, but I just talked to Kill a Mockingbird and that is not how you kill a Mockingbird.
Anyways um To Kill a Mothman. So now, when people say Robert De Niro, they’re not going to say he was a great actor in the interstate he was a
Security detail and see you get your hands down here by yourself. Yeah come on, come on, gang gangster, right the gangster right now. I know I’ll come home. Well obviously today’s the Moment of Truth In terms of the story, Daniel’s disaster, or whatever you want to call it, I used to be a comedy.
It’s Donald Trump saved my Bible. Can we talk a little bit about some facts? Well, women’s Olympics. Oh wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no. I want to agree with you. Excuse me. You just crossed the line. Now, get out of my way. All right, all right, we should try to get out of my warehouse.
You are think about you. Watches get the Walmart. What did I do? It’s a pawn shop. That’s why I’m acting like a clown right here for a second. This is all a lot. If he had sex with Stormy Daniels, where’s the baby? But we don’t have, he been cheated on her.
Where’s he been on your hand? My whole thing is, I I’m sexual women and I don’t have babies with them.
To the best. I’ll make this guy, I’m with this guy right here, listen, this whole cord. This whole trial is a bunch of BS, you know, how many women have paid me to stop saying? I have sex with them. Hmm.
When Donald Trump comparison to Mother Teresa his father Teresa hasn’t had a girl and I go, it’s it’s called Manhattan, not for Lady half. We see him. What are you chapter more than 11 hours of deliberations over two days. A dozen New Yorkers have decided to pay Hub, the former president.
Okay, the bird Sacramento area with the courthouse. A former president of the United States is guilty.
Right now and Trump campaign, and actual stronger.
This is the promistory of Dustin. Now I know it feels like to be a nutsman What does bra even mean? What does it mean dude, I don’t know. To vote differently. That’s essentially what they have to give you, okay? Uh, home with a newborn. Hey hey guys, I don’t even know this, but wait a minute.
I’m doing one man gives birth. They’re bad and cranky and they don’t want to have sex. He had guys, okay, right behind here. Come out here. All right, I’m good.