La chimera (Alice Rohrwacher, 2023)

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What month were you born? April, you should have been born in August. Your parents would have been well, advised to wait really. Do you use hot water in the shower? It. Stop using it. Okay, I’m off. Hot water. Creamer tells me that you are interested in an alternative to surgery.

Yes, yes I am.

I think we can help you. See unfortunately the medical establishment is a business like any other business and business needs customers and they want to say they’re most expensive item, which is unnecessary surgery. Can I use hot water on my face? No, you know. I am not a businessman.

I am a holistic healer. It’s a calling. It’s a gift. You see? It’s in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. Say that ensures. Good business. You’re not a patient. You’re a customer and you’re not a doctor, what you play one and really want her.

Yes of course. Why don’t you take a look you got your iphone with you. Why don’t you record? These little snippets rich when you get these idea. Why don’t you record these things? Because they’re probably gold. I do now because it’s just easy, but And and sometimes this whole songs and sometimes it’s parts.

But back then it was literally just if it’s if it sticks, it’s going to be worth working on. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t, you know, wish her an idea. Chris that like since since rich is your little brother, right? What did you ever sit there and go? I can’t be in a band with my little brother.

I mean, he can’t be that good. No, you know, it’s weird. I was i told because we’ve been doing all this stuff lately and you know, the when we we’re kids and you know, and mom and dad made the Decision to move to the suburbs. And so now we’re in the suburbs and now we’re at, i’m at this high school, it’s three thousand.

It’s like a john hughes movie and uh, i was hard for me. I mean, i i played basketball, i had friends but my life with art was different at that time. But i found, you know, i was into records, we liked punk music. We like, you know, indie music.

But i loved Bob Dylan, i love the birds. I love buffalo Springfield, i like folk music and REM comes along and they’re scratching that itch. And i meet a kid at our school and he is into that music and he has a good guitar and i’m like, oh yeah, our cousin just got a drum kit and we meet a kid down the street, who has a base.

And i’m like, all right, let’s let’s come over to my parents, go basement, and we’ll like learn some bird songs in a dylan song or something. And then this is kind of true. And you, please stop me if i’m wrong rich. Just kind of comes downstairs with his guitar like i’m playing too and i was like, i was like all right you know.

Okay and it was it was horrible. What we were doing was sounded horrible. And then one day, but we, you know, but it was fun, but it was obviously, you know, day one day, one of trying to do anything and then we maybe played once or twice and then this kid didn’t show up and it was just rich and then it wasn’t great.

But something clicked. And now it sounds a little bit like a band or it sounds a little bit like something with just rich playing guitar with the rhythm section, in me, trying to sing. And that’s really day. One of like, okay, we didn’t eat. People would be so surprised.

We’ve never discussed any thing we’ve ever done. We’ve never

Going to drink it. We’re going to start with a celsius energy. Drink then, add espresso martini. Oh, that’s going to give us energy, then a mountain view kickstart. That’s the best of the mountains. I love it so many turtle, that’s the best. That’s what you want to start off yerba mate and then a to prevent a panic attack of Xanax but we’re just going to use a tick tick.

We’ll stop your heart. Have a panic attack. What’s hers. Here’s the panic room. Pictures.

Paste yourself.

Your projected it. The next drink is based on your work in the Twilight films, okay? It’s early in the day, so i’m just going to admit something now. I don’t i haven’t seen them at only use quite long. Okay, so no, twilight from here. Like, i won’t bring it up.

You better be giving me your lugs for this. I’m giving you a Bloody Mary mix. Garlic. Are you understanding the theme polica? This is the national liqueur of Transylvania. Oh, yeah. And we’re going to stir it all with a wooden steak. And i’m just gonna tell you right now, this is going to be a disaster.

So don’t overdose but Oh yeah. Except actually We can never touch. Don’t.