Jake Bee Lake

Rockets parakeets you movement and now because of that balloon. They’re finally paying attention to this stuff. The airports the input’s probably spent two million dollars this weekend shooting down on my large. Dorothy explorer balloon. But escape from the parking lot of a chuck E cheese or something. That’s it.

That’s what’s happening crisis averted. There are no aliens. Everybody go back to their phones, get back into the world while you’re at it. Right. Everyone is dumb. And we want to have some fun with that. So we went outside our studio and we asked pedestrians today. If they saw the hollywood UFO, we told them there was a UFO side siding and we asked if they saw it and sure enough, many of them did in tonight’s lying saucer edition of, lightwitness News,

We’re talking to people about the hollywood boulevard ufo. What was your reaction? I was really confused. I mean, i looked up and i just saw this thing and it was like, screaming and i wasn’t really expecting it. Like, i was talking down and i was thinking i was looking at the stars and i looked up and it’s just massive thing in the sky and it’s insane.

So but i wasn’t expecting it kind of from London. I really was expecting to see this so i’m just a little bit confused. I’m looking on social media, you know, seeing what’s going on, trust my friends at home, even though it’s like midnight at home. So, yeah, letting them know, do you think the british accent makes somebody sound smarter?

No. He was a baby for people who may not have seen it, describe what the ufo look like. It was a bright light. Traveling faster than it really should. And then all of a sudden, going disappeared. Where were you in your side? I was i was sitting um, I’m out by the airport.

So we moved in texting, you about the ufo? Yep. Can we hear some of those texts? Yes. I some people have been saying, i got this one from my, i’ve got this one from my best friend and she woke up in the middle of the night to say, oh, you’re okay, i’ll just seen it on the news and i was like and i was actually in the disney store at the time, i didn’t like realized that came back out and i was when i saw it, so it was really, really weird.

Then my mom started freaking out. So family group chat. What’s up mum? Freaking out constantly like text me, text me, text me, and i’m like why are you not sleep? It’s like for in the morning, could you show it to the camera? Tell us what you did. I work at the coffee shop, the coffee bean on the corner of Hollywood Norge and have any customers been coming in talking about the ufo today?

Yes, there was one. They seemed pretty shaken up. Pretty scared about it, they didn’t say too much, but they visibly seemed a little effective a little bit order. Uh, they ordered, uh, i’m not sure i take a lot of orders on today. I can’t remember. Just make something up.

Okay, uh, i think i got a mocha frappe with cookie bits and whipped cream.