Stoner Jill

Yeah, I was ready to, but I mean, I accepted my fate. Like, that’s why, I always say, like, even at work. I’m, like, like, look, there’s garbage time, like, accept your fate man. It’ll end good times, then in the bad time, then. So, just keep on rocking and rolling.

Forget about it. I love you. I love her right. Oh, by the way, Jill’s best friend is on the phone. Hi, Hi. How are you? You know, what’s up, brother? I didn’t see any of Clapton with Jill because I was in line with for nachos. If I heard that show is good?

Yeah, do you like bands too, huh? Oh hell, you were seeing 3-1-1 and flaming lips, and we’re going to bring bath salts and VCR cleaner Rachel. Right baby? I did C311 this summer, too. Atlantic City yeah, my friend who’s been getting. Yeah, that has the worst block. She broke her fucking foot, but she still hooked on and got to the concert.

We walked like fucking seven blocks. She’s like, I’m fine. I’m like, he’s crazy. That was crazy that I had a wicked UTI that, and I started slamming vodka crayons doctor’s orders. Yeah. Hell yeah, baby! Yeah, we just freed last month, and I overdosed like two times during the show.

Straight out the show was crazy. Dog, cool you! Girls are a lot of fun. I’ll tell you, you’re my kind of gals. Yeah, the last concert. We rode a horse from Secaucus to the parking lot because we missed the last train. And like that show was crazy, right? Jill.

That’s Oasis. We need to get that horse man. Remember? Al yeah, I only rip some crayons dollar cough gun. It was just like a mellow Sunday versus. Totally all right girl! All right, ladies, good night tonight. Howard, we’re gonna do some key bumps off my neighbor’s dog’s dick. It’s gonna be fun, totally wow.

Cool, all right. Yeah, I don’t recommend that, oh, my camera. That’s a little too wide me either. Man, I just smoke weed and drink wine mushrooms. That’s how I roll. I don’t do any of that pharmaceutical shit, but you know he, do you? Right mushrooms. How did you do mushrooms?

Did Eric Clapton show? I only think I did them at Oasis, which didn’t help our pool like getting stuck in New York situation, because usually like, even though I got party like, I’m like on point, my friend, she’s like a mom. She’s, like, I’ll go on us. We’re good, and I’m like, okay.

And then, we’re in New York, and I’m like, she’s mad at me, fucking. It’s better. I’m like, dude, you fucking goddess here, and I’m not angry. He’s a beer. He’s the pretzels. I’m smoking weed out front, so the train comes. Who cares? We’re gonna do, except you got a nice chill attitude.

You’re my kind of girl, I mean it. Are you super rock and roll on? Love you guys, and I’m glad you’re back. Thank you. That’s Jill. Everybody who’s at the Clapton show, giving us a full report. Yep. By the way in one more musical, uh? Story. Brandi Carlile.

Star 80

Secret Horror (Michael Smith, 1980). Courtesy Electronic Arts Intermix (EAI), New York.