Smother brothers

Yes of course. Why don’t you take a look you got your iphone with you. Why don’t you record? These little snippets rich when you get these idea. Why don’t you record these things? Because they’re probably gold. I do now because it’s just easy, but And and sometimes this whole songs and sometimes it’s parts.

But back then it was literally just if it’s if it sticks, it’s going to be worth working on. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t, you know, wish her an idea. Chris that like since since rich is your little brother, right? What did you ever sit there and go? I can’t be in a band with my little brother.

I mean, he can’t be that good. No, you know, it’s weird. I was i told because we’ve been doing all this stuff lately and you know, the when we we’re kids and you know, and mom and dad made the Decision to move to the suburbs. And so now we’re in the suburbs and now we’re at, i’m at this high school, it’s three thousand.

It’s like a john hughes movie and uh, i was hard for me. I mean, i i played basketball, i had friends but my life with art was different at that time. But i found, you know, i was into records, we liked punk music. We like, you know, indie music.

But i loved Bob Dylan, i love the birds. I love buffalo Springfield, i like folk music and REM comes along and they’re scratching that itch. And i meet a kid at our school and he is into that music and he has a good guitar and i’m like, oh yeah, our cousin just got a drum kit and we meet a kid down the street, who has a base.

And i’m like, all right, let’s let’s come over to my parents, go basement, and we’ll like learn some bird songs in a dylan song or something. And then this is kind of true. And you, please stop me if i’m wrong rich. Just kind of comes downstairs with his guitar like i’m playing too and i was like, i was like all right you know.

Okay and it was it was horrible. What we were doing was sounded horrible. And then one day, but we, you know, but it was fun, but it was obviously, you know, day one day, one of trying to do anything and then we maybe played once or twice and then this kid didn’t show up and it was just rich and then it wasn’t great.

But something clicked. And now it sounds a little bit like a band or it sounds a little bit like something with just rich playing guitar with the rhythm section, in me, trying to sing. And that’s really day. One of like, okay, we didn’t eat. People would be so surprised.

We’ve never discussed any thing we’ve ever done. We’ve never

Gallon drunk

Going to drink it. We’re going to start with a celsius energy. Drink then, add espresso martini. Oh, that’s going to give us energy, then a mountain view kickstart. That’s the best of the mountains. I love it so many turtle, that’s the best. That’s what you want to start off yerba mate and then a to prevent a panic attack of Xanax but we’re just going to use a tick tick.

We’ll stop your heart. Have a panic attack. What’s hers. Here’s the panic room. Pictures.

Paste yourself.

Your projected it. The next drink is based on your work in the Twilight films, okay? It’s early in the day, so i’m just going to admit something now. I don’t i haven’t seen them at only use quite long. Okay, so no, twilight from here. Like, i won’t bring it up.

You better be giving me your lugs for this. I’m giving you a Bloody Mary mix. Garlic. Are you understanding the theme polica? This is the national liqueur of Transylvania. Oh, yeah. And we’re going to stir it all with a wooden steak. And i’m just gonna tell you right now, this is going to be a disaster.

So don’t overdose but Oh yeah. Except actually We can never touch. Don’t.

Porno for pyro

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So i sign up i go on Every single video on this guy’s site. Now, the only fans including the full video of the popcorn bucket 20 bucks. A pop 13 bucks, a pop. 14 bucks. None of this advertised anywhere, he said, if i subscribe, I’d see the video. So i write to him, i said, excuse me sir, i was understanding if i subscribed i could see the full popcorn bucket video because no just gave him six dollars for nothing.

I mean, you know, and i had so, he said no problem baby, right, he said no problem, baby, he goes, here’s the video, it’s locked. You got to pay 20 dollars to unlock it so i go. Well, that’s not right. So i email only fans customer support and i said, listen something terrible has happened here.

There was an advertisement. I was going to see a full video of a guy coming on a bucket. It’s not there. I said to screenshot of the promise i said i would like my money back. Well, a few days ago by get an email back and they go listen.

Uh, we’re like a social media site. Like we can’t control what people do or don’t put out. We’re very strict about our policy, no refund, no, nothing. So i said well if that’s the case, i am going to issue a credit card charge back because i do not like this policy.

They said, if you issue a credit card charge back you Will be banned from the only fans platform. We will take it out on you, who cares? Good. Fine. So, i’m considering i’ve started the chargeback process.

Wendy whack, urine trouble

So Wendy’s a slow adult, she loves fast food, she loves begging for money, And she’s a master improviser when she’s on the phone with Howard. But what i have to deal with her. It’s it’s a different story but well here’s talk right. Here’s an example of when the with me and you know, she’s brilliant.

When you say you peed in the bed. Were you wearing a diaper? Yes, i was when you were wearing. Thank goodness when you were wearing the diaper, they’re coming time. When the diaper was kind of loose because it’s an adult diaper and some of the urine actually got on to the bed.

Yes. Yes. How much urine ends up in the diaper and how much of it ends up? Like, what are you? I flat on your back when you pee. Yes, you are. And when you’re flat on your back to the urine, i would imagine will trickle down the into your thigh and into the butt crack.

Am i correct? Yes. Yeah, and because the diaper isn’t untightly. A lot of the urine will end up pooling in the bed. Yes. See robin? Oh. So the bed is all wet. Yes. Wow. And and the diaper becomes like a heavy bowling ball. Am i correct? Yeah. But listen.

To me wolfie, i can’t see your argument. She’s very easy to work with. What do you say cooperative to a fault, right? When you talk to her, you have the pleasant Wendy. She is way way more difficult to work with than beetle and at least beat shows up when you book him.

Wendy, refuses to take. Every one of my calls. If i call wendy, it is a complete nightmare to get her to talk. She always claims. She’s busy. Keep in mind, wendy sits at home 24 hours a day. She’s in a wheelchair. She’s in her bedroom. She’s not going anywhere, but every single time i call her and she’s always busy with the same basic activities.

She’s watching a movie, she’s eating or she’s shitting. That’s all she does talk. Here’s wolfie on the phone with her. Excuse. Hello. Hey wendy, it’s wolfie. I cannot talk right now. I’m in the middle of eating. I was in the Milwaukee friday. I was just starting to eat. Hey you call me in a bad timing but i’m not in a minute to talk right now.

Now what you want? I mean i was watching a movie on DirecTV you know, it’s my yogurt and peanut butter. I’m on my bathroom thing, going to the bathroom and stuff. You know, i’m shooting here. Yeah, i can hear you but um, i’m still trying to finish my My daughter, you call me while we find finish.

I just woke up on my wheelchair. You’re starting to aggravate me to because i told you i was in the middle of cleaning. Cleaning. That’s like, We’ll be it ever. Like, leave me alone. That’s a lot. Does it ever, does it ever like Wolfie? I’m doing my taxes. I can’t talk to you, right?

This second, it’s never that. Well, if you’re sorry, i’m staring at the sky.