Day: November 20, 2024

But well there’s a point. What are you using for deodorant, pal?

Doing this thing. Give me a brand. I’m gonna tell you something. I don’t it’s uh I don’t know what it’s called. I can’t think right now. How do you soak through a black shirt that you can see stains. You tell me that I’m talking to fucking 10 strangers. That’s how I fucking sweat through a black shirt.

He didn’t seem nervous. I mean, you were, well, I’m gonna blinking things. I’m good at faking things. No, you’re not JD and it should be noted. We keep our office, like 55 degrees, you have to wear layers to exist in our office. Okay, what deodorant are you wearing? That’s what I want to know.

It’s, it’s a CL. It’s a clear thing. It’s just it’s, it’s not the brand. I’d have to go out and look I, I can’t remember. Is it like a crystal or something? No, it’s like, uh, shit. It’s like cool. Cool. The the tight, I don’t know. Speed, it’s a Speed.

Stick type thing. Oh like for example, I was using dry idea. And I was getting such an irritation that I was sweating through and I don’t know, they’d say quoting my wife, you can get after a while your your own deodorant can kind of turn on you. And so, I switched to my wife.

Which is Dove and I love it. I am not sweating. I’m not itchy under there. I think it’s Gillette Cool Wave. That’s what I use to like to change that immediately. This is the only conversation needs to happen. JD figure out your personal hygiene and if you can’t, we’re going to meet about it later.

Okay, that’s right. Oh my goodness. This is what you need. Oh, um, I talk about, uh, a lot of jealousy, coming from these two. Thank you. Yeah, I hear you.

Mattress. And I wasn’t gonna go beside went on the couch. And I put, um, a towel down and I literally, I make fun of them but I took a bit of toilet paper and basically put an ass napkin in because I said I don’t want to wake up and yeah he is ass napkin Chris.

Yeah. And uh, sure enough. I woke up again. Hey, look, it’s dice Clay, Andrew Dice. Clay, how you been Powell? Look at all these guys are sitting in their pants. Hey, I’ll tell you what. I’m really digging that Thanksgiving dog, right? Richard and Thanksgiving’s a favorite fucking holiday, you know, I want to be on that dumb.

Turkey floor cause I fucking love Thanksgiving. I tell you what, there’s one thing, the dice man knows it’s stuffing. Oh, Do you want to ride on Tom turkey for the Thanksgiving Day Parade? Yeah, I’ll be there on the float shooting. My gravy all over the crowd extra lumps. This time honey.

I’ll tell you that crowd. They better save fucking room for leftovers cause they’re gonna gobble gobble gobble my go. Oh, if you were on Tom turkey, I think I’d pay that bartender. A couple extra bucks so I could get a good seat. I’ll tell you that. I tell you, I love it.

The other Thanksgiving. I thought who was dressed up as slutty pilgrims. I fucked them. Both with a butternut squash, you could have seen me So, you had two whores over the house. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, and I’ll tell you what, I’ll break next. This Thanksgiving, I’ll break my Wishbone right in their races.

Thanks Robert for following that up. Oh, I didn’t even realize. She’s finishing my material. You know after Thanksgiving, right. It’s this season of giving. So what I’m gonna do right is fine, Al Roker and see if he wants the Eiffel Tower. Some broad from the cast of Hamilton, you know?

It’s it’s that time of season. Okay, so it’s good to hear. If we haven’t heard from you in a while, thanks for coming by, I appreciate it. I