So the weirdest thing, ever big imagination? So the so the the worst thing you ever ate, or like the most outrageous things, like, like snake? And not chipmunk, he said.
Chipmunk. If you had to right? Yeah, yeah, he’s right, but they’re painful.
I would suggest to you that you’re one of the healthiest individuals mentally, because you know, deep down inside, you can keep yourself safe. In the worst of circumstances, the rest of us who live in cities and don’t really know what the fuck’s happening. We don’t have that that innate animal sense that if the shit hits the fam, we know what to do.
Like I got into that a couple of years ago, I started training heavily for Armageddon. You know, I started weapons training, uh, you know, everything to live off the land I had, especially like, go bag and utility car and everything. I had everything he had a crossbow, right, Howard.
No, never crossbow. Okay, no. You couldn’t tell the good berries from the bad berries. That’s the problem. Probably poison yourself. I was already to be able to defend myself with my weapons and everything. Then I go out to eat a bury, and I die, you know what I mean, it’s over.
You even don’t really know what the fuck’s happening. We don’t have that that innate animal sense that if the shit hits the fam, we know what to do. Like I got into that a couple of years ago, I started training heavily for Armageddon. You know, I started weapons training, uh, you know, everything to live up the land I had, especially like, go bag and utility car and everything.
I had everything you had a crossbow, right? Howard, no, never crossbow. Okay, no. But I was prepared. You couldn’t tell the good berries from the bad berries. That’s the problem. Probably poison yourself. I was already too. I’d be able to defend myself with my weapons and everything. Then I go out and eat a bury, and I die, you know what, I mean, it’s over you.
Paul, on the other hand. You have been preparing your whole life. You know, I did it back then, but you know? I mean, I was doing what to do, but. You got muscle memory? Yeah, Paul. Once Armageddon comes, nobody’s gonna, uh, pretend they can’t understand what you’re saying. Can you say it again?
Uh, that was back in the day. Yeah, it ain’t like that. Now, I mean, but if I had to, yeah, I can grow Gordon. Time for myself. All that? Yeah, it’s amazing, you know, it’s just going to be a very, very different world for a guy like you. I’m excited for you.
Honestly, Paul, it’s? Uh, it’s going to be great because we’re close. We’re getting close. I, I, I’m not. I’m not political on the air, so I can’t tell you exactly how it’s going to go down, even though I know. Uh, and you know, and it’s funny, you know, that really weird noise you make, you know, Paul, when you go?
Yeah, but you know what people now probably go find you for it, but now it’s going to be like, you know, Jennifer Lawrence is going to come crawling out of the woods nude because she can’t offend for herself, and she’s gonna go. I don’t know you, but it’s really cute when you make those involuntary noises.
Hey, isn’t you? You’re gonna go. Yeah, I know, you don’t know you’re doing it, but she’s gonna be, and you’re going to be like, I don’t know. I’m doing that. Why are you insult me, oh no, no, no, I meant no insult. What is that you’re eating? Uh, this year is, um, this year is oxballs.
And you go. Oh yeah, well, you, if you want to taste these, you better drain my balls. And then, Jennifer Lawrence is crawling on your knees to just mate with you, you know, and you wait and see Paul Paul. Wait till you see Armageddon. It’s going to be unbelievable.
You’re like that noise you make. Do do that noise. You make that that I, who the hell are you talking about? All right, you don’t hear it. Now in Armageddon. That’s gonna be your mating call. When the women hear that, that means Paul wants sex there. It is, you just did it there it is.
I meant that, that’s Paul Paul’s ready to mate. And, um, yeah, all of a sudden People magazine. What’s left of it? They look at the name Paul, the sexiest man alive, because he’s got his own garden, and he knows what berries to eat big crack hanging out. Yeah. Yeah, it’s like, hey, that crack is really sexy on your ass, you know, what’s weird, Paul?
Once, once the shit hits the fan, which is coming soon. You’re gonna be Travis Kelsey. And Travis Kelsey is going to be JD. Yeah, exactly. There you go now, you’re talking. Yeah, wait a minute. Travis Kelsey has a place in this new world. He’s muscle. Yeah, but he doesn’t.
He don’t know what berries to eat. I don’t care how big you are. He’s got weight, muscle weight, muscles, and weight. Muscle is two totally different things. Paul, when the new world comes, you know who you should hook up with because you’re going to have your choice of any woman you should be with them.
You should be with Olivia Rodrigo. Oh yes, my Tish. His wife, yeah, my wife, exactly. Her, oh?
As Ronnie would say, yeah, smoking. It’s you. Nice. Well, that was back in the day. Yeah. Back in the day, yes, what the hell were you 20 years old?
That shit’s gonna change my friend that shit’s all going to change once the Armageddon comes. You’re going to grow your own food. You’re going to be hunting. And these worlds, going to need someone to light a fire for them. They don’t. When Robin’s a disaster when it comes to fire, not me for anything, got a lighter for a few weeks.
Yeah, after that, it’s over.
You might as well burn that, yeah. That noise you just made where you go? Women are gonna love it.